Everything about my life is jumbled,
but it's beautiful.

somepretty-things:

cuntchita:

Jesus has spoken

the prettiest Jesus I’ve ever seen

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

  • What girls say:

    I'm fine

  • What girls mean:

    I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT

ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

retiredjesus:

lolnessoverload:

its-sio:

I have a kangaroo


OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG SERIOUSLY Y THE FUCK DO U HAVE IT CONTINUED 2 SUCH SUCH SMALL PLACE???!!! IT LOOKS SO FRIKKIN MALNOURISHED

he chillin, reading his magazine and havin a drink

retiredjesus:

lolnessoverload:

its-sio:

I have a kangaroo

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG SERIOUSLY Y THE FUCK DO U HAVE IT CONTINUED 2 SUCH SUCH SMALL PLACE???!!! IT LOOKS SO FRIKKIN MALNOURISHED

he chillin, reading his magazine and havin a drink

brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

brendonewiththisband:

I Write Sims Not Tragedies

queerpoc:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is
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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything